so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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