All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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