from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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