Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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