Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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