ugly people sure do ruin things
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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