There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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