I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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