There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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