dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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