Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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