508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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