My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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As shirtless as possible
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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