conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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