i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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