How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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