I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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