I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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