Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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