just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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