Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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