so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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