I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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