Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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