Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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