I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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