Are we in a gay sports bar?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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