what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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