i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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