Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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