i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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