i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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