Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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