The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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