he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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