My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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