You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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