dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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