I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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