Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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