Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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