I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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