just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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