i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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