Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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