Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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