yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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