the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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