If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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