When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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